瞧 這 一 家 子
THE RULES
(of my household)

I. THE FEMALE ALWAYS MAKES THE RULES.

  1. The rules are subject to change at any time without notice.
  2. No male can possibly know all the rules. Nearly all females are born with this knowledge.
  3. If the female suspects the male knows any of the rules, she may immediately change any or all of the rules.
II. THE FEMALE IS NEVER WRONG.
  1. If the female is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
  2. If rule #II(1) applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
III. THE FEMALE CAN CHANGE HER MIND AT ANY GIVEN POINT IN TIME.
  1. The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.
IV. THE FEMALE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE ANGRY OR UPSET AT ANY TIME.
  1. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
  2. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
V. ANY ATTEMPT BY THE MALE TO CHANGE ANY OF THESE RULES COULD RESULT IN SEVERE BODILY HARM.
RECIPE

Here are some of the links on recipes of Chinese food in Hong Kong (方太與你), United States(中華膳食), Hong Kong(香港菜單), and Hong Kong(西瓜食譜) on the Internet. Hope you enjoy those delicacies.


花 樣 旱 冰 雙 料 冠 軍( 未 來)

My twin boys, named Tracy and Austin, (NOT named after Tracy Austin, as I was asked numerous times) age 7, currently attend Lake Castle Private School located in east New Orleans. Their favorite sport is roller skating. They also enjoy biking, swimming, exercising, and fishing. They enjoy watching TV (any kind), or just playing around anywhere!


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