Below you will find evil advice that I profer to undergraduate students, graduate students, and those intrepid souls committing themselves to medical school.

• Don't screw up!
• What about a career?
• What about my physical and mental health?
• How to translate scientific writing.
• How to write like a really sharp senior
• Read this paper before doing undergraduate research!

• Still don't screw up!
• Dr. Hood's online advice about graduate school
• Read this paper to figure out what the hell is going on!
• Read this paper before doing graduate research!
• How to write like a prominent scientist
• Read this paper before getting another degree?
• Yes, self-imposed poverty can be pretty damned funny

• Definitely don't screw up or you'll get sued!
• Loyola's Health Professions Board online manual
• How do I choose the best premed major?
• Read this paper before doing clinical research!
• How to write like a groovy clinical researcher.
• Don't be a cold fish!